Random musings on llama related things

stfuconservatives: sototallynottyler: …I think you’re missing...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:12:28 -0500

sototallynottyler:

…I think you’re missing the point?

Republicans have this absolutely bizarre habit of saying that because the Obama campaign addresses women’s issues, they must think all liberal women care about is birth control and abortions. No, that’s what THEY’RE reducing us to by saying that. Many liberal women care about those things AND the economy and higher education and marriage equality and all kinds of things. Just because our reproductive rights matter to us doesn’t mean it’s the only reason we’re voting Obama.

whencylonsdream: cydne-should-be-sleeping: hopelessly-romantic-...

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 10:03:22 -0500

whencylonsdream:

cydne-should-be-sleeping:

hopelessly-romantic-cynic:

[Text: Zombies are outside your door. The first item to your right is your primary weapon. The first item to your left is your secondary weapon. How fucked are you?]

soundcheckyrself:

twicedailyherpexia:

its-the-archangel:

jessthebabyvampire:

ilovepriestly:

walkingdead01:

boneswinchester:

destiel-breaks-my-heart:

mishas-world:

wincestpriest:

a pillow and a dildo.

a pillow and Back To the Future 25th Anniversary DVD

(via imgTumble)

My cat and computer paper.

Giant green pen and drum sticks. I got this.

My cat Mikeneko and my Android phone….

my iPhone and a pillow… Shit I’m dead

orrrrr undead

A glue stick and and a coco pops snack bar wrapper.

I SHALL LIVE

my VCU ID card and a book on the history of the horror film genre.

I am uber boned

Fuck.

Primary weapon: Red leather chair. That could be useful (assuming I can pick it up)…

Secondary weapon: Metal table. Much more useful for zombie fights (and easier to pick up).

So I’m sorta boned, but not totally.

A whiskey sour. I feel like it would go well.

To the right: chocolate milk
To the left: wolf plush
My wuff will defend me~ She’s pretty multi-talented fyi :3

Primary: Steel water bottle. Full.
Secondary: Chap Stick

I’m fucked. I guess I have a heavy blunt object at least.

stfuconservatives: “The American Academy of Pediatrics would like to correct false statements made...

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 22:58:09 -0500

stfuconservatives:

“The American Academy of Pediatrics would like to correct false statements made in the Republican presidential campaign that HPV vaccine is dangerous and can cause mental retardation. There is absolutely no scientific validity to this statement. Since the vaccine has been introduced, more than 35 million doses have been administered, and it has an excellent safety record. The American Academy of Pediatrics, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and the American Academy of Family Physicians all recommend that girls receive HPV vaccine around age 11 or 12. That’s because this is the age at which the vaccine produces the best immune response in the body, and because it’s important to protect girls well before the onset of sexual activity. In the U.S., about 6 million people, including teens, become infected with HPV each year, and 4,000 women die from cervical cancer. This is a life-saving vaccine that can protect girls from cervical cancer.”

—

American Academy of Pediatrics Press Release

The medical associations are all in the hands of Satan. Protecting promiscuous sluts is obviously not what God would want us to do!

To clarify, the Tea Party audience applauding the prospect of letting poor people die is just one of many things wrong with the Republican party.

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 22:12:00 -0500

stfuconservatives:

coeus:

stfuconservatives:

-Joe

To clarify, I’m pretty sure they were applauding at the idea of freedom and personal responsibility, as opposed to the idea of letting poor people die.

To further clarify, I’m pretty sure the context of the question did not involve “poor people” but someone who had chosen for themselves not to purchase health insurance because they “didn’t need it”, and therefore was forced to deal with the consequences of not doing so. Which relates to the idea of freedom and personal responsibility.

To clarify even further, I think you missed the part where Ron Paul said that when he was practising medicine, his hospital didn’t turn people away who needed treatment but were uninsured. And you also missed the part where he says that responsibility should be placed on society, not government, to help people out, ie: churches, neighbours, family, etc, etc. voluntarily coming together to help someone in need.

To clarify some more for you, if people can’t afford healthcare, they can’t afford healthcare and a government bureaucracy to administer that healthcare.

-Ira.

Their idea of freedom and personal responsibility allows poor people to die. Their idea of freedom and personal responsibility dictates that health care is a privilege and not a right. I do believe that the government should administer that health care, what good is a massive defense department to a country whose citizenry is dying from being unable to afford tooth extractions?

-Joe

Everyone always says that it’s the job of ‘churches’ or ‘the community’ (which ultimately means churches) to help those in need. This is a problem for people that aren’t religious, or don’t have the same religion as the majority. Do people really think that you should be forced to join a church just because they are too poor to buy health insurance?

“Listening to GOP Presidential candidates talk about science is like listening to children talk about sex: They know it exists, they have strong opinions about what it might mean, but they don’t have a clue what it’s actually about.”

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 12:28:05 -0500

This post just made my day.

http://www.autostraddle.com/39-pictures-of-starbuck-109087/

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 11:28:49 -0500

http://www.autostraddle.com/39-pictures-of-starbuck-109087/:

Omg omg omg. Thanks Autostraddle!

"She got a little upset. Girls do that."

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:42:36 -0500

“She got a little upset. Girls do that.”

- Ohio state Senator Kris Jordan (R), to a deputy after his wife called 911 to request assistance because Jordan was pushing her around, drunk, for what she said was one of “numerous times” over the last two years. Last week, the city prosecutor announced he won’t file charges. (Mother Jones)
Ugh

stfupenguins: I may have done this wrong. I may want a...

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 08:28:18 -0500

stfupenguins:

I may have done this wrong.

I may want a do-over.

Or just the cows.

Y'know when the Tea Party and the Republicans got a majority in the house...

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:20:06 -0500

stfuconservatives:

I knew things were going to suck, I knew we were going to have trouble getting any progressive legislation through, I knew we were going to have to deal with some social issues and other stubbornness. I never imagined that they would conspire (whether knowingly or not) to collapse the global economy. GLOBAL!

-Joe

Hope you didn’t put too much money in your 401k’s.

Obviously the best way to save our economy is to pass more restrictions on abortion!

thefuror: weexist-weresist: nom-chompsky: darkandcomely: mizj...

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:46:45 -0500

thefuror:

weexist-weresist:

nom-chompsky:

darkandcomely:

mizjenkins:

afunnyfeminist:

Trigger Warning for racism

This is a campaign ad that Herman Cain did in 2006 for conservative group America PAC. Now that Herman Cain is running for president as a Republican, he is coming under more scruitny. So this is an old ad, but it shows that Herman Cain is a “can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” Black Republican who uses African American stereotypes to bolster is political career. This is one of the most racist things I’ve heard in a long time.

Voice Over: Paid for by America’s PAC

A rhythm and blues instrumental tune plays in the background

Man: The night’s still young. Come on, let’s head down to the river and try out the slots.

Herman Cain: Nah, I gotta get home. I promised Kathleen I’d help the kids with their homework.

Man: You know, the Army really changed you.

Herman Cain: War does that. It makes you value what you’re fighting for.

Man: So I bet you want me to vote Republican, like you and your soldier buddies.

Herman Cain: You got no reason to.

Man: How’s that?

Herman Cain: Well, you don’t work for a living, so what do you care about keeping taxes low.

Man: Hey, that’s cold!

Herman Cain: You cheat on your wife, so why would you want an amendment to protect marriage?

Man: A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!

Herman Cain: And I know you’re not going to enlist to defend your country.

Man: Not everyone is as slow as you are, bro.

Herman Cain: And if you make a little mistake with one of your hos [WTF???], you’d want to dispose of that problem too sweet, no questions asked.

Man: No, no, now that’s too cold. I don’t snuff my own seed.

Herman Cain: Huh, really? Maybe you do have a reason to vote Republican.

OMFG. I can’t.

what the flying ever loving fuck is this?!!!

Wow. Where did this air?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH

WHAT THE HELL

BRB crying

0_o

I can’t wait for this guy to hilariously explain how this is ‘taken out of context’

stfuconservatives: friendlyatheist: (via LOL god: If Harry...

Tue, 17 May 2011 13:07:35 -0500

stfuconservatives:

friendlyatheist:

(via LOL god: If Harry Potter doesn’t exist, who wrote Harry Potter?)

That’s a hardcore logic fail right there. I don’t think I’ve even seen a “Here’s my big question for atheists!!!” that actually made sense and legitimately challenged the lack of belief in God.

This is the best.

stfuconservatives: matchstickmaker: Boom. ROASTED Damn..

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:44:39 -0500

stfuconservatives:

matchstickmaker:

Boom.

ROASTED

Damn..

House destroyed by tornado in Dadeville, AL

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:37:32 -0500

House destroyed by tornado in Dadeville, AL

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704004004576271151230600960.html

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 09:17:38 -0500

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704004004576271151230600960.html:

What? A president that actually pays taxes?!

"Worst of all, this is a vision that says even though America can’t afford to invest in education or..."

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:33:38 -0500

“Worst of all, this is a vision that says even though America can’t afford to invest in education or clean energy; even though we can’t afford to care for seniors and poor children, we can somehow afford more than $1 trillion in new tax breaks for the wealthy. Think about it. In the last decade, the average income of the bottom 90% of all working Americans actually declined. The top 1% saw their income rise by an average of more than a quarter of a million dollars each. And that’s who needs to pay less taxes? They want to give people like me a two hundred thousand dollar tax cut that’s paid for by asking thirty three seniors to each pay six thousand dollars more in health costs? That’s not right, and it’s not going to happen as long as I’m President.”

- President Obama

Wow. Our president sounds like Senator Bernie Sanders.

(via pantslessprogressive)(via nefariousnewt)(via randomlancila)

Stick to your metaphorical hippie guns, Mr. President! Stick to them.

(via reelaroundthefountain)

Obama normally doesn’t impress me, but this is actually really good.

stfuantichoicers: hookedonphonics: (via mattbors) The GOP...

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 12:43:43 -0500

stfuantichoicers:

hookedonphonics:

(via mattbors)

The GOP agenda in a nutshell.

sarahmac1987: genderbitch: lizardwalk: genderbitch: How is...

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 17:12:19 -0500

sarahmac1987:

genderbitch:

lizardwalk:

genderbitch:

How is this disturbing? She’s just trans. And fucking cute at that. Why are you such a dipshit, disturbingimages.tumblr?

Ugh, cissexism! SO not disturbing. SO hot. And that necklace is awesome. I wonder if I can make something smaller but similar….

I seriously want a professional photographer to take a pic of me in similar getup and made up to look all ethereal hot too. My dick’s not as big but I’m sure it would show up in boxer briefs regardless.

reblogging for commentary and super hot pic

This is super fucking hot….

ilyagerner: In a CNN poll released on April 1st, the median...

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 11:40:02 -0500

ilyagerner:

In a CNN poll released on April 1st, the median guess on what percentage of the federal budget goes toward the Corporation for Public Broadcasting was 5%, implying a subsidy of nearly $180 billion dollars for public television and radio. Obviously, the reality is quite different: public broadcasting is responsible for only a tenth of one percent of federal spending.

This chart of public perceptions v. budget reality is a good argument for taxpayer receipts.

If only the defense and education budgets were inverted…

"You know what we call folks with 6 kids living off government money round these parts? Welfare..."

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:31:08 -0500

“You know what we call folks with 6 kids living off government money round these parts? Welfare Queens.”

- via name-redacted, in response to Rep. Sean Duffy (R-Wi) complaining that he cannot live on $174,000/year because he’s got 6 kids and only has one (government) job. (via squee-gee)

Never would have guessed I'd find a video game being misogynistic.

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:41:50 -0500

Never would have guessed I'd find a video game being misogynistic.:

sarahmac1987:

[Possible Trigger Warning for promoting abuse towards women]

Okay that was sarcasm. But seriously, how the fuck did they think this was a good idea?

Wow. I never had a huuuge problem with duke nukem 3d. The build engine, in particular, was amazing technology at the time. It doesn’t look like dnf will have any positive elements or really do anything novel.